Sigh! My students are very creative... Here are some of their bloopers in tests and exams.


I ate mathematics.

 

I prefer hell tree food.

 

I sleep in the nighting. 

 

I go to the park on Martedì.

 

"chewy" is the English for "masticoso"

 

Who cuts your hair?: "the hairbarbier"

 

I have got a yellow hair and a lighted blue eye

 

I slept too much on Sunday morning and I lost the mass

 

During the Christmas holiday I am going to go to the cinema with my friends and my grandma.

 

I'm going to walk my little brother.

 

Merry Chris Moss.

 

I went to the hospital and saw my uncle for family reasons

 

I don't like football, I ate it

 

Prof.... so come si dice, ma non so come si pronuncia.  

 

My cousin is four months old and it's his wedding in church on Sunday. (hummm, too young!)

 

He and his family are vegeterian because they eat only animals

 

We went to Israel on a plain

 

The Dead Sea is THE salted sea in the world

 

I like to sound flute

 

This novel is about a boy who is confiscated

 

The most famous is Christchurch Collage

 

My favourite film is Scereck

 

I visited my ant and my ankle

 

There is a big castle in Milan and the King lives in the castle

 

Milan is a big city situated in the sud of Italy

 

I expect your answer with heat

 

I attend your letter

 

The Queen is a famous singer

 

Mandela won the Peace Oscar